- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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