- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

knock knock come in !

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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