Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Call of Duty is a good game.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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