wael.. nuff said

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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knock knock whos their a person

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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