- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Dead girls can't say no.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

a seal walks into a club.

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