whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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The Game.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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