What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Anti Joke

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