What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Llamaworm

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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