A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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PENIS that is all

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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