- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

This sentence is a lie.

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