- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

who's a slut... you're mom

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Pianos.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Once upon a time

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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