Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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