- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

How did th-A fridge.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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