I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Women drivers...

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

adam hodgson !

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Jesse gets so many ladies

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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