How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Anti Joke

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