- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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