- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What is green and slow Grass.

so...um, yeah

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between a duck?

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

hi dave

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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