What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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CHORGLUND

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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