How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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