- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Im gay What about you

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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