- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Major League Soccer

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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