Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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