Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

rent a cops

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

I woke up today

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Penis.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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