what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

A Fat Kenyan

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

did you stub your toe?

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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