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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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