YOLO You only like Oreos

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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