If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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So does Blake

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Anti Joke

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