Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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more like nig!

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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hi charles lattuca III

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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William wright is Gay

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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