-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Hail Hitler

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

world society

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Rush Limbaugh

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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