- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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