What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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