what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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hextech crafting too opieop

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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