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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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