- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Do you know the muffin man? No

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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