- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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