- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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