- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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