How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

I am dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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