- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

I woke up today

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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