Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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