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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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