What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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