- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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