- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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