- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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