Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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whats a joke

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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wael.. nuff said

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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