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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Today is March 22.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Get on the boat.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is red? A rock painted red

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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