Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Gus's mom

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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