What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

poopy is poopy

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Ian's mind Elevator music

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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