- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Stop procrastinating.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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