My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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