I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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The WNBA

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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I like your hair

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Loperson

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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