- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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