Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Loperson

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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The Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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