- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead girls can't say no.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

woman's lacrosse

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

a seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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