Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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