- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

KILL WHITEY

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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