- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Shea's sty....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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