why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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