Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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