- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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