- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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